Featuring in this first collection of 2010 are born-again bears, bankers and film stars, a Stan O’Neal blast from the past, and more…

"This creature was horribly wounded during two prior market crashes while remaining long and margined to the hilt. Has since sold entire portfolio at the bottom, subscribed to RGE Monitor and delights in telling the members of his old investment club what morons they are. Can be found roaring 'bwahaha' at other investors on the Yahoo Finance message boards." - The Reformed Broker's guide to market bears: http://bit.ly/7OUitm